grissom oh...CSI...
we found our intern, Johnson Ling...lying in a pool of blood outside the office from a what would be lethal gunshot wound to the spine. The cartridge was identified as a 23-calibre usually used in AK-47's. Johnson was miraculously still breathing when we arrived at the scene, and was rushed to SJMC. He is now alive and recupperating, but suffers from a permanent facial disorder called faciulus musculitis myiatosis, where the brain no longer has control over facial muscles. He now lives in Petaling Jaya, with a permanent blur-what-the-hell-do-you-want face, as that was probably his last expression before getting shot.
'pasukan forensik'Huevisualab, Kelana Centerpoint, September 2007
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horatio would say "i do believe... we have to find... the criminal."
*wears sunglasses then walk away from the frame*
*CSI music comes in*
hohoho...
i think CSI found strands of pubic hairs and proof of semen in the anus when they did the post mortem. poor kid. now, not only he has to live with his cacated "what the fuck you looking at" face, and constantly get random people slapping him because of that, he also has to live with one helluva bunghole. haha. he is now called 'the cave'.
Hrm.."The Cave" eh? Julian..would U like to try to climb that cave? :P
and you were wrong about the syntom. it is not faciulus musculitis myiatosis. it is actually faciulus machowderitis igonnapukulitosis. i could only imagine the trauma. my heart goes out to the poor kid.
LEAVE ME ALONE!!! I might be brain dead but I can still read!!!
They love you too much to leave you alone lar Jon
hahahahhaha
HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH...poor johnson...
thats why lah...who asked you to join hue...should have joined joshlim mahhhhh...HAHHAHAHHAHA
speaking of which about joshlim. jon has the exact same syntom he has!!
faciulus machowderitis igonnapukulitosis!!!
!$@#%^&(*^&^%$#
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